Unfortunately, by making a logical statement such as you just appreciate a good ride, you are clearly a waterboy, as an airhead would never admit a watercooled car could be a good ride. They believe cars stopped being produced in 1998.
So, even if you make a temporary mistake, much like I did, and buy and aircooled Porsche or two, your open mindedness keeps you from being an airhead
The nikes are going to wear out soon, so find a car!