You guys seem to be missing the point. Ferry Porsche designed these cars to be cleaned with Q-Tips and sat next to in lawn chairs in a beautiful park setting. Right?
When I bought my first Porsche, I was really excited to go to my first concours. I was amazed at how nice the cars all looked. Then, the overall show winner was a brand new 996 that didn't even have plates yet and was trailered in for the event. Wow, that's really impressive, isn't it?
Then I did my first performance driving event. I FOUND the Porsche owners (and Porsche CARS!) I wanted to hang with.