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Amazing automotive fails ;-)

Postby MR LIPP on Wed Aug 14, 2013 9:02 am

I wonder if he gets pulled over for DUIs much?
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Maybe it's time to get a truck.
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Boy they must have a lot of bugs out there!
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Maybe it's time to move to a better neighborhood.
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Man is he into "outback".
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I heard of "junk in the trunk", but really?
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I thought the vanity was only on the passenger side.
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I am sure it will work better next time.
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Man those mini spares are getting small.
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I remember those 80s cars being boxy, but really?
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I am sure he is not dumb enough to leave out the seatbelts.
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We plan to cover this newest technology at our next tech session.
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This was a much better idea than getting wheels that fit. I hope he at least did both sides.
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I heard China was buying up all raw steel but I never dreamt it was this bad.
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I wonder what it means if you go into the wall completely backwards?
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Racers Tool Kit
You only need three "tools" to fix a race car.
1. WD-40
2. Duct Tape
3. Hammer (preferably 4 sizes - small, medium, Large and "you have got to be kidding!!!")
How to use them:
* If it doesn't move - and should: use WD-40
* If it moves and shouldn't move: use the Duct Tape
* If the Duct Tape won't fix it - then beat it with the hammer until it won't move - then add Duct Tape to be absolutely sure!
If, by any chance you find out that you can't fix it with the hammers, then you obviously have an electrical problem!!
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Re: Amazing automotive fails ;-)

Postby MR LIPP on Wed Aug 14, 2013 10:31 am

Hey Adam, your car was spotted in North County.
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I don't get it, what does racing got to do with cylindrical shaped gaming objects.
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Re: Amazing automotive fails ;-)

Postby c4s4pcs on Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:00 am

Did you mean to say spherical or prolate spheroid shaped gaming objects? Just askin'...
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Re: Amazing automotive fails ;-)

Postby AGill on Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:45 pm

[quote="MR LIPP"]Hey Adam, your car was spotted in North County.
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:banghead: It's hard to fly under the radar with a car as cool as Cupcake!!! I expect my "friends" have already ordered that license plate frame...sigh :surr:
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Re: Amazing automotive fails ;-)

Postby kjr914 on Wed Aug 21, 2013 11:25 pm

AGill wrote::banghead: It's hard to fly under the radar with a car as cool as Cupcake!!! I expect my "friends" have already ordered that license plate frame...sigh :surr:

HA! I orginally missed the license plate frame since I was reading the plate itself, but thanks for pointing that out Adam!!! Lucky for you its is currently "Out of Stock"....well, only "Temporarily Out of Stock". :D
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