1) I ran out of gas (team's fault)
2) The engine blew (team's fault)
3) The clutch was slipping (team's fault)
4) I missed a shift (wasn't my fault...team's fault)
5) The brakes were fading (team's fault)
6) Fuel starvation (team's fault)
7) Oil on turn 4 (not my fault)
My team built a slow car
9) My team flubbed the pit stops
10) I got rammed by an idiot
11) "He" made me crash
12) The tires went off (the team chose the wrong tire compound)
13) It was too hot
14) It was too cold
15) Wrong gearing (team's fault)
16) My seat came loose (team's fault)
17) Overheating (team's fault)
18) Broken Johnson rod (team's fault)
19) Leaking oil (team's fault)
20) I got beat (somehow......still not my fault)
