I saw this post on a UK blog regarding the race.
Got a Ferrari?
Not quite good enough at driving?
Are other boys faster than you in the wet?
Then you need:
Ferrari International Assistance (FIA)
This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits. Including:
- Anti overtaking assurance
Been overtaken? Feel a bit silly? Don�t worry, we�ll rule out the other party, even if it�s embarrassingly obvious that they�re faster than you
- Exclusive access to a secret �second lane� in the pits
Just to make things a little bit easier we�ve arranged a private second lane , just for you
- Guaranteed world championship?
Had a crash? Need to win the world championship? Don�t worry just limp across the track and take off your nearest championship title contender � we�ll do the rest
-A bit strapped? Need extra cash?
Simply get one of your team to tell someone else how you make your cars.
- Bits falling off your car? Looking a bit dangerous?
At Ferrari International Assistance we operate a �blind eye� policy just for Ferrari drivers
- Been a bit silly? Taken off another driver whilst following the safety car?
It�s ok, as long as you didn�t hurt yourself. I mean, who are Force India anyway? And how dare they be in from of you
-A bit bored? Want some extra action?
With FIA plus you can take part in a number of additional membership activities
- Not sure when you might need us next?
Relax. Check out our track record. We�re confident that we�ll be able to make something up on the spot that will get you out of any pickle that you might find yourself in
Ferrari International Assistance - Making it up as we go along for over 100 years