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Public Service Announcement :-)

Postby MR LIPP on Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:12 pm

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:
'In wine there is wisdom.
In beer there is freedom
In water there is bacteria.'


In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of poop.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service. :beerchug:
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Re: Public Service Announcement :-)

Postby Rsylvestri on Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:25 pm

+++++1
I'll drink to that! :beerchug:
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Re: Public Service Announcement :-)

Postby cam on Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:57 pm

BOTTOMS UP?????
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Re: Public Service Announcement :-)

Postby Gunter on Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:21 pm

Martin
What a great public servant you are!I knew there was a reason why I don't drink water( you know what fish do in it..)Well, my glass of "health" is full-so Prost mein Freund
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Re: Public Service Announcement :-)

Postby MR LIPP on Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:50 pm

Here is another good reason to drink beer...prost!
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