Funny car related pictures. Punch lines wanted.

[MR LIPP]

Let's hear some of your punch lines. Use quotes to capture the picture.



I wonder how many points you get for this wing?





Wow, I hate to think about their insurance rates.





I guess he took the term "blower" a bit too literally.





Hey, a break dancing Cat.





I think I just felt a little vomit in the back of my throat.





Ditto on this one. Please don't turn around.

[MR LIPP]

I wonder how many REAR WHEEL HP it has.





Check out my new Monte Vette.





Hey, do you want to play bumper cars?





I can't wait to get these 30" bling wheels on the car.





I guess this is what they mean by "getting smoked" by another car.




I am sure that the hot chicks will dig my GT3.

[stevemckay]

Mr. Lipp, Where do you find this their the best.

[MR LIPP]

OK Steve, here are some more

Dis on your Sti, my wing is good for 200 lbs of down-force.





Gee, I hope I pass Tech inspection.





It's a BMW, are you really that surprised (sorry Matt)





That's one hell of a fat duck.





My bug is going to have wiiiiiiiings.





Oh yeah, we were just testing our new underwater emergency window hammer.





It's the newest thing in going green

[MR LIPP]

At least they had the good sense to abominate an Audi and not a Porsche.





Well I guess he can't "bear" to be passed. (yeah, I know, corny)





I'd say he is looking for a "leg up" on the competition. (ditto on the corny, hey see if you can do better)






This should be a fun claim to the insurance company.






1.6 million bucks, $50k for wheels and tires. That flat is gonna hurt.





Typical turn one at the Ferrari Cup.





More lessons are definitely in order.

[MR LIPP]

ONLY at the Tokyo Auto Show.





Yes honey, the kid is buckled in.





Now that's gonna leave a mark.





Must be NASCAR. Why else do people go to watch.





Those must be really valuable crates.





Of course this a great idea. I just hope the cops don't see us.





Are we really worried about these guys?





I can't even imagine an explanation of this.

[RETII]

Ok I'll bite on the last one, it's next years perspective sellers @ Barrett-Jackson doing a frame off restoration?

[MR LIPP]

Man, this car is smokin' hot!





Wow, those mini-spares are getting small!





Well, I guess you have to admire the ingenuity. Where are the spares on those things?





You want that delivered here...right?





I hope he's not planning to tow much more than a license plate.





Wow, those Possums really know how to play dead!





Ok honey, now put it in reverse.





Hey, I heard I could win a "Darwin Award" for fixing the truck like this.





Yup, it's NASCAR.

[Autobahn]

If you have good suspension, you really only need three wheels.

[SDGT3]

Martin,

Where DO you find these pictures.... so funny.

I'm really starting to think you have too much time on your hands.

[mrondeau]

Martin,

Where DO you find these pictures.... so funny.

I'm really starting to think you have too much time on your hands.

Waaaayyy too much time on his hands!!

[MR LIPP]

Now we know what Porsche clubs do in Alaska.





You think I have too much time on my hands; imagine building this.





They say no man is an island; does that go for Porsches also?






The more interesting question is HOW?





Yeah, I don't believe SMART is the name I would give it.





It goes just fine, but braking, not so much.

[MR LIPP]

And I thought I was down on BMWs.





But Officer......




I guess RedBull really does give you wings.





Forget about giving it to chipmunks.





Talk about a short term lease.





My wheelbarrow has bigger tires than that.





That's gotta be good for at least another 5HP.





I wonder if he has made it to driving "Ace" yet.

[genikz]

Man, this car is smokin' hot!

This is/was the Sport Compact Car 240SX. I actually almost built a 240 SR20DET instead of my 924S because of this car