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Funny car related pictures. Punch lines wanted.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:36 pm
by MR LIPP
Let's hear some of your punch lines. Use quotes to capture the picture.



I wonder how many points you get for this wing?

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Wow, I hate to think about their insurance rates.

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I guess he took the term "blower" a bit too literally.

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Hey, a break dancing Cat.

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I think I just felt a little vomit in the back of my throat.

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Ditto on this one. Please don't turn around.

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Re: Funny car related pictures.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:45 pm
by MR LIPP
I wonder how many REAR WHEEL HP it has.

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Check out my new Monte Vette.

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Hey, do you want to play bumper cars?

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I can't wait to get these 30" bling wheels on the car.

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I guess this is what they mean by "getting smoked" by another car.

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I am sure that the hot chicks will dig my GT3.

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Re: Funny car related pictures.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:08 pm
by stevemckay
Mr. Lipp, Where do you find this their the best.

Re: Funny car related pictures.

PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:05 pm
by MR LIPP
OK Steve, here are some more :-)

Dis on your Sti, my wing is good for 200 lbs of down-force.

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Gee, I hope I pass Tech inspection.

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It's a BMW, are you really that surprised (sorry Matt)

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That's one hell of a fat duck.

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My bug is going to have wiiiiiiiings.

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Oh yeah, we were just testing our new underwater emergency window hammer.

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It's the newest thing in going green
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Re: Funny car related pictures.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:41 pm
by MR LIPP
At least they had the good sense to abominate an Audi and not a Porsche.

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Well I guess he can't "bear" to be passed. (yeah, I know, corny)

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I'd say he is looking for a "leg up" on the competition. (ditto on the corny, hey see if you can do better)

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This should be a fun claim to the insurance company.

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1.6 million bucks, $50k for wheels and tires. That flat is gonna hurt.

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Typical turn one at the Ferrari Cup.

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More lessons are definitely in order.

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Re: Funny car related pictures.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:04 pm
by MR LIPP
ONLY at the Tokyo Auto Show.

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Yes honey, the kid is buckled in.

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Now that's gonna leave a mark.

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Must be NASCAR. Why else do people go to watch.

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Those must be really valuable crates.

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Of course this a great idea. I just hope the cops don't see us.

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Are we really worried about these guys?

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I can't even imagine an explanation of this.

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Re: Funny car related pictures.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:47 pm
by RETII
Ok I'll bite on the last one, it's next years perspective sellers @ Barrett-Jackson doing a frame off restoration? :roflmao:

Re: Funny car related pictures. Punch lines wanted.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:18 pm
by MR LIPP
Man, this car is smokin' hot!

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Wow, those mini-spares are getting small!

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Well, I guess you have to admire the ingenuity. Where are the spares on those things?

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You want that delivered here...right?

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I hope he's not planning to tow much more than a license plate.

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Wow, those Possums really know how to play dead!

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Ok honey, now put it in reverse.

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Hey, I heard I could win a "Darwin Award" for fixing the truck like this.

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Yup, it's NASCAR.

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Re: Funny car related pictures. Punch lines wanted.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 7:56 am
by Autobahn
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If you have good suspension, you really only need three wheels.

Re: Funny car related pictures. Punch lines wanted.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:47 am
by SDGT3
Martin,

Where DO you find these pictures.... so funny.

I'm really starting to think you have too much time on your hands.

Re: Funny car related pictures. Punch lines wanted.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:11 am
by mrondeau
SDGT3 wrote:Martin,

Where DO you find these pictures.... so funny.

I'm really starting to think you have too much time on your hands.


Waaaayyy too much time on his hands!! :lol:

Re: Funny car related pictures. Punch lines wanted.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:16 pm
by MR LIPP
Now we know what Porsche clubs do in Alaska.

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You think I have too much time on my hands; imagine building this.

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They say no man is an island; does that go for Porsches also?

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The more interesting question is HOW?

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Yeah, I don't believe SMART is the name I would give it.

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It goes just fine, but braking, not so much.

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Re: Funny car related pictures. Punch lines wanted.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:25 pm
by MR LIPP
And I thought I was down on BMWs.

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But Officer......

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I guess RedBull really does give you wings.

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Forget about giving it to chipmunks.

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Talk about a short term lease.

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My wheelbarrow has bigger tires than that.

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That's gotta be good for at least another 5HP.

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I wonder if he has made it to driving "Ace" yet.

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Re: Funny car related pictures. Punch lines wanted.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:20 pm
by genikz
MR LIPP wrote:Man, this car is smokin' hot!
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This is/was the Sport Compact Car 240SX. I actually almost built a 240 SR20DET instead of my 924S because of this car :surr: