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Flat out 944

Postby Greg Phillips on Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:02 am

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Re: Flat out 944

Postby mrondeau on Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:09 am

:roflmao: :lol:
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Re: Flat out 944

Postby Jackie C on Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:47 am

My kind of woman! Check out her body language. Good thing you got a paint job Sean... :roflmao:
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Re: Flat out 944

Postby Autobahn on Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:09 pm

Oh my God...that was great!! I almost tossed up my sandwich.

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Re: Flat out 944

Postby Rsylvestri on Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:10 pm

I love these xtranormal vids !!
9 - fortyfour :burnout:
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Re: Flat out 944

Postby ChuckS on Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:07 pm

Wow! He can get up to 97!!!!!  :bowdown:
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Re: Flat out 944

Postby John Straub on Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:30 pm

:roflmao:
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Re: Flat out 944

Postby ChuckS on Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:35 pm

"Are you sure Porsche made your car?" :banghead:
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Re: Flat out 944

Postby SDGT3 on Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:36 pm

ChuckS wrote:Wow! He can get up to 97!!!!!  :bowdown:


That's only if he is going down hill with a tail wind!!!!

My favorite line is "Is your car faded.... more orange than red and dull?" It's so true with almost every 944 I've seen :roflmao:
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Re: Flat out 944

Postby lbevins on Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:16 pm

Uh, guys... Isn't "Flat out 944" an oxymoron?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Flat out 944

Postby Jad on Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:37 pm

lbevins wrote:Uh, guys... Isn't "Flat out 944" an oxymoron?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Actually, I think it is more redundant. If it is moving, it is going flat out. The gas pedal should be an on/off switch and the off setting is optional :lol:
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Re: Flat out 944

Postby ChuckS on Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:44 pm

Unless the "Aluminum Control Arms break!" :surr:

Brakes are optional as well! :!:
(Turbo excepted on all counts!)
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Re: Flat out 944

Postby John Straub on Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:32 am

It hurts so good! :)

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Re: Flat out 944

Postby harnishclan on Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:16 am

You all are mean and as soon as I can afford to get my car fixed, I will drive it again.
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Re: Flat out 944

Postby Mmagus on Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:36 am

Perhaps...in the glaring gut spliting 944 humor some have missed the more subtle non-944 pokes. 8) Juuuust in case. Here are a couple I enjoyed: :roflmao:

"Thanks for allowing me to visit in your Private Padock Room"
"You asked to speak to the Track Chair"

"you should get it repainted so it is shiny like all of the othere cars here."


"Can we have at least one run session with a speed limit?"
"No. Those of us who can afford Fast, Shiny Cars, would not be able to drive them flat out!" Buying such expensive cars is a waste of time unless we drive
them flat out!
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