Christmas Gifts

[Greg Phillips]

1. Tire Air Change Kit. This kit comes with everything you
need to change the air in your tires. This highly
recommended but often overlooked maintenance item is much easier
now. Remember to change your air every 3000 miles or twice a year.
$25

2. Blinker Fluid. You knew it existed but, WOW, is this
stuff hard to find. 4oz bottle. $12

3. Synthetic Blinker Fluid. Better yet! 4oz bottle. $24

4. Light Bulb Filaments. Why throw away a perfectly good
turn signal or stop light bulb when you can just install a
new filament? Premium Filaments, made in the USA! $1 each.

5. Manifold Heat. Yes, your exhaust manifold should be HOT.
If it's not, you may need this item. Sold by the pound.
$3.50

6. Steering Wheel Gaskets. All SIZES available! Email for specific
application. From $9.99

7. Tie Rod Tensioner. Is your tie rod limp? Tension it with T-50!
$14.99

8. Alternator Batteries. (4 required, replace them all!)
From $2.99

9. Fan Belt Buckles. Specify brass or chrome. Gold available special
order. $14.99

10. Muffler Bearing Manual. Print version $59.95

11. Muffler Bearing Manual. CD version $49.99

12. Universal Muffler Bearing Tool Kit $105.59

13. Muffler Bearing Hi Temp Synthetic Lube (the only kind we
sell!) $40.24

14. Muffler Bearings From $19.95

15. Muffler Bearing Gasket Kits From $9.99

16. Momentum (required for tackling some off road
obstacles). Sold by the lb-ft/sec $0.50

17. Microsoft Windows Eliminator. If your car or truck
begins to run poorly, (long time to start, frequent crashes, etc.),
it's computer, (ecm, ecu, black box, etc.), may have become infected
with this nasty computer virus. This product will safely remove the
virus. $199

18. Mirror Image Flipper Film. Did you know that the image
you see in your rear view mirrors are reversed! This is a
manufacturing flaw that the auto companies have kept secret for
years as the recall would cost BILLIONS! This film can be cut and
placed over any mirror to correct the image. Now you'll be able to
read signs in the rear view mirror! $5 per square ft

[Dan Chambers]

Wow! All the items my cars need ... thru one source, no less. Can I order with C.O.D. delivery or should I just pre-pay with an extra $200.00 for shipping? I'll bet operators are standing by.

Here: let me just give you my AmEx card number NOW! (I'm not gullible, just trusting.)

That was good, Greg.

DC

[MR LIPP]

1. Tire Air Change Kit. This kit comes with everything you
need to change the air in your tires. This highly
recommended but often overlooked maintenance item is much easier
now. Remember to change your air every 3000 miles or twice a year.
$25

Whenever I am presented with a plan that I would rather nothing to with, I respond with "I have to change the air in my tires".
Now I have the kit to prove that is what I am really doing.

17. Microsoft Windows Eliminator. If your car or truck
begins to run poorly, (long time to start, frequent crashes, etc.),
it's computer, (ecm, ecu, black box, etc.), may have become infected
with this nasty computer virus. This product will safely remove the
virus. $199

This is so funny. I can't wait for the first virus that comes from bootleg MP3s to screw up your car.

[LUCKY DAVE]

I want the "coolness emulator" I saw in the Aerostitch catalog.
"Through the latest advances in fractal optics and computing technonlogy the Coolness Emulator transforms the appearance of your ride into the one you want to be seen in! Pull up at a light next to a Twin Turbo in a clapped out civic, press the buton and PRESTO! your car appears to be a full race RSR Carrera! Be the envy of whoever you meet with the latest in military technology, amaze your friends, and attract super hot women who otherwise wouldn't even talk to a janitor like you. Works on cars, bikes, and forklifts!
Get your now for the introductory price of 279 easy payments of only $76459.99!
But wait! you get more!......"




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