This explains everything...

[tb911]

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2011/06/16/porsches-and-peacocks/?test=faces

[SDGT3]

So where does the 944 owner fit into all of this?

[Greg Phillips]

So where does the 944 owner fit into all of this?

They are always flat out

Greg

[pdy]

Yeah, and mostly out.

[Mmagus]

Sooo...what does it say about 944 owners (ok 924S owners too)? Lets take the results:

If Porsche 911 type-ish owners are "Spending on ‘showy’ products, they write, is “driven specifically by a motive for short-term mating".

AND

"Most women are not looking for a fun, fast time, but apparently they do find a man with a Porsche to be more desirable as a date so maybe he appears to be more fun.”

AND

In response to "So what is the fellow with the Civic supposed to do...? the answer was the long-term, committed relationship seeking women, “Are looking for a man who will be faithful, continue to provide for you, be a good companion for you, be intelligent, warm and caring – a good father. Perhaps an expensive car that wastes a lot of money isn’t a good indicator of those characteristics.”

SINCE

A 944/924S is a better value than a civic, goes forever, and a much better ride ( )

THEN

It would indicate that we attract the "I want to marry you AND Go fast, have fun, party with you gals".

[Bill]

The article failed to mention that both the driver and the 911 Porsche are tail-happy. Sorry, but it had to be said.

-Anon

[snelson1557]

That flat black belonged to David Beckham, was on ebay few months back.